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1  introdutcion
2  flamings
    2.1  flaming words
    2.2  flaming sentences
    2.3  extreme rude expressions
3  greetings
    3.1  greeting words
    3.2  greeting sentences
4  sex talk
    4.1  sex talk words
    4.2  sex talk sentences
5  closing words

1  introduction

the internet relay chat is one of the most amusing and fascinating things in the net. people from all over the world meet on a channel in order to talk about their activities and life. especially hacking channels often combine a whole bunch of nationalities and their basic channel language is english. 

but imagine you would be able to throw some words to other people in their native language, you could flame them, you could greet them, you could talk about chicks`n`sex and you´d really have a great time. this articles tries to explain some of the often used polish words and sentences. 

2  flamings

the following tables include polish flaming expressions, the translation is not exact since its often hard to translate native expression. 

2.1 flaming words

           english              polish
           -------              ------
           asshole              dupek
           dick                 chuj
           cunt                 pizda
           shit                 gowno
           motherfucker         skurwysyn
           shitface             dupomordy
           lamer                ciotka
           assfucker            chujojad
           gay                  pedal
           gay guy              pederasta
           bitch                kurwa
           slut                 zdzira
           to fuck              pierdolic

2.2  flaming sentences

           english              polish
           -------              ------
           suck my dick         zrob mi laske
           fuck you             pierdol sie
           shut up              zamknij ryj
           i beat you up        zaraz zbierzesz wpierdol
           kiss my ass          pocaluj mnie w dupe
           drink my cum         ciagnij laske
           probs, faggot?       masz problem?
 

2.3  extreme rude, native expression

these extreme expressions cannot not be translated to a proper english, but be aware that those expressions may really hurt people's feelings and should only be used in an extreme rough content.

           polish
           ------
           w morde jebana cioto!
              (= to someone we *really* don't like)

           skurwialy zgredzie!
              (= same as above, less technical though)

           pierdol sie na morde w dupe jodynowany balasie! 
              (= well.. this basically means 'you're not a good man..')

3  greetings

the following tables lists some of the most used polish greetings and sentences as "who are you", the translation might be handy if you are talking to a friend on irc.

3.1  greeting words

            english              polish
            -------              ------
            hello                czesc
            good night           dobranoc
            mate                 kumpel
            brother              brat
            cool stuff           zajebiste (adj.)
            what?                co?
            *grin*               *usmiech*

3.2  greeting sentences

            english              polish
            -------              ------
            see you              do zobaczenia
            how are you?         jak leci?
            what is up?          co tam?
            you are cool         jestes zajebisty
            this rocks           fajnie
            this sucks           cienko
            great                wspaniale
            impressing           robi wrazenie

4  sex talk

talk about sex is an important part of irc, either you try to impress a girl on irc or you tell your mates all about the story that happened last night in your bad room.

4.1  sex talk words

            english              polish
            -------              ------
            girl                 panienka
            chicken              laska
            tits                 cycuszki, pierogi
            pussy                cipka
            blowjob              robienie laski
            horny                podniecony
            to lick              lizac
            to cum               spuszczac sie

4.2  sex talk sentences

            english                      polish
            -------                      ------
            i fucked that lil´bitch      przelecialem te mala kurwe 
            she has really big tits      ma naprawde wielkie balony 
            she has a stinking hole      jej cipa smierdzi
            i enjoy blowjobs             lubie robic laske
            you look so beautiful        wygladasz tak pieknie
            i want to kiss you softly    chce cie delikatnie pocalowac
            suck my dick, slut           obciagnij mi laske, zdziro

5  closing word

you shouldn´t take this article too serious, it is meant as an entertainment and not as an serious approach for learning the polish language. if you are interested in improving this article or providing translations in other languages feel free to contact the authors. 

thanks for your attention, 
sopel